im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
this just has baby written all over it
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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