i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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