Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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