you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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