i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
"it" just moved
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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