new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It was confusing and full of hummus
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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