Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I love black thongs
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
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I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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