If that was your dad, he is hot
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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