Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I can't put those talents on a resume
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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