dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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