I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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