Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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