Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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