We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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