so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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