there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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