i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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