Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Apparently you make a good broom.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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