Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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