we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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