Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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