Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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