Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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