And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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