You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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