I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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