my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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