I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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