How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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