Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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