My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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