dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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