a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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