Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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