Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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