I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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