K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i just had sex bonerless
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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