there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The feeling are messing with the penis
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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