you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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