So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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