That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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