That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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