I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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