We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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