I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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