think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
