i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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