Buhtt sex?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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