Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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