it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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