morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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