I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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