I think I am morally bankrupt
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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