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Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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