Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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