So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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