O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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